fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

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contra-dick-tion:

I JUST SAW THIS COUPLE AND THEY WERE ABOUT 80 YEARS OLD AND THE MANS WIFE CAME UP BEHIND HIM AND SCARED HIM AND SHE SAID “ILL RACE YOU TO THE CAR” AND SO THEY RAN TO THEIR CAR THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IM SO HAPPY

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idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

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