witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

grawly:

archerdan:

grawly:

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when its just a false alarm and ur mom isnt home yet

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it seems my gif has finally found a use

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